Just wanna be an american teen who has a car & makes vines while they’re driving

me: *listens to anaconda at the gym*
me: I need BUNS


smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

tfw u spend ur entire life playing saxophone and it has ruined u 

lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

I Want A Dog So Bad: a short film based on my sad dogless life